The Best Funny Monday Quotes And Sayings
The start of a new week might not have you filled with joy, but this powerful collection of 57 funny Monday quotes will have you feeling pumped for the beginning of the week.
Last week’s mistakes are behind you and a new Monday is the perfect time to hit the ground with a positive attitude and make a fresh start to the week.
So here it is – your Monday morning reminder to get your week off to a promising start and make amazing things happen!
14 Funny Quotes For A Monday Morning
Dear Monday … Here’s our Monday morning thoughts… you suck!
Now that we’ve got that off of our chest, let’s get back to some happy Monday quotes,to kickstart your whole week into action.
“All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.”
– Venus Rivers
“What we do on Sunday absolutely doesn’t matter unless it meets us on Monday. Changes us on Monday. Transforms us on Monday.”
– Judah Smith
“Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.”
– Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
“Every Monday morning is new hope.”
– Maira Kalman
“Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.”
– Michael Ely
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.”
– H. Jackson Brown
“It is a custom in Ireland, among shoemakers, if they intoxicate themselves on Sunday, to do no work on Monday; and this they call making a Saint Monday or keeping Saint Crispin’s day. Many here adopted this good custom from the example of the shoemakers.”
– Maria Edgeworth
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.”
– Ike Barinholtz
“It’s just another manic Monday, I wish it was Sunday, ‘Cause that’s my fun day. My I don’t have to run day.”
– Prince Nelson
“It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you’d relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays.”
– Maggie Stiefvater
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“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
– Dan Salomon
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“If you can believe in something great, then you can achieve something great.”
15 Funny And Motivational Monday Quotes
These 15 Monday motivation quotes will give an entirely new perspective to your week.
Good things happen when you look on the bright side of life, and if you’re not in the mood for Monday just yet, these funny and inspirational quotes will get you there in no time.
“Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.”
– Rolland Mars
“What about Monday- That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.”
– Kevin Dalton
“Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.
– Ernie Els
“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.”
– Thomas Wayne
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
– Andrea L’Artiste
“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.”
“Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.”
– Louise Fitzhugh
“There are no miracles on Mondays.”
– Amy Neftzger
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
– Tom Wilson
“Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.”
– Kimberly Jiménez
“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.”
– Antonio Villaraigosa
“As Monday goes, so goes the week,” dames say. Refreshed, renewed, use well the initial day. And see! thy neighbor already seeks his labor.”
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“My good man, Crillon, hang yourself for not having been at my side last Monday at the greatest event that’s ever been seen and perhaps ever will be seen.”
– Henri IV (of Navarre)
“Happiness is not something readymade, it comes from your own actions.”
– Dalai Lama
“Beautiful. Relaxed. But always in the back of your mind, there’s the knowledge that it’ll soon be Monday. There’s no future in being a Sunday-night girl.”
– Sharon Carter
“Work in a way that you look forward to Monday mornings.”
– Swami Parthasarathy
14 Funny Monday Quotes For Social Media
The start of the workweek is bleak, but there is a way to perk things up a little.
Why not share one of these funny Monday quotes on social media, and spread the love a little.
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
– Jarod Kintz
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
– Steven Wright
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.”
– Thomas Bernhard
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.”
“If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”
– John Wagner
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”
– H. Allen Smith
“You know you’re getting older when every day seems like Monday.”
– Kitty Carlisle
“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”
– Peter Gibbons
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Gary Moll
“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”
– Rebecca Gober
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
– Julio Alexi Genao
“He who is not tipsy on Sunday is not worth shaking hands with on Monday.”
– Albanian Proverb
“Last Monday nite, I saw a fight
Between Wednesday and Thursday
Over Saturday nite
Tuesday asked me what was going on
I said “Sunday’s in the meadow
And Fridays in the corn.”
– John Prine
13 Quotes To Make You Fall In Love With Monday
“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.”
– Art Rooney
“Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday.”
– Rita Schiano
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
– Ella Woodword
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.”
– Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday morning you sure look fine.”
– Lindsey Buckingham
“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.”
– Leggy Saul
“On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?”
– A.A. Hodge
“Even the best weeks start with monday”
– Nice Peter
“Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.”
– Kimberly Jiménez
“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!”
– David Dweck
“Red beans were traditionally cooked while the Monday wash was drying on the line, and since New Orleans humidity made that an all-day job, the beans cooked for many hours.”
– Rima Collin and Richard Collin
“Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.”
– John Phillips
“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.”
– Roy Station
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